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Hunting with Your Mom.

"Canadians are watching our elections the way you watch your drunk neighbor attempt to launch fireworks from his garage." —@sundaedivine.lol

Rest in Power.

"EMPTY THEATRE (Anagrammed Lines)

At the empty theatre, I was busy drinking
whiskey by the pint. I made a stranger tut.
He turned away, striking this empty beat —
but I kept rhythm. I was in a tense tragedy,
rethinking ideas better put away; myths
that weary my sun.... I’d kept the rising beat,
by angry muster, and I kept its white heat,
but the needy spirit was taking my heart...."

—Anthony Etherin

"What they all have in common, though, is that they are entirely fake and trying to con me out of money."