"Britney Spears, a pop star, declared
her faith in President Bush: "Honestly,"
she said, "I think we should just trust
our president in every decision that he
makes and we should just support that."
A large silo filled with human excrement
exploded in the Bronx."

--Roger D. Hodge

"Some of the Chief's readers have come through with how to contact those in charge.

First:

Donald H. Rumsfeld
Secretary of Defense
1000 Defense Pentagon
Washington, DC 20301-1000


Paul Wolfowitz
Deputy Secretary of Defense
1010 Defense Pentagon
Washington, DC 20301-1010

(Big thanks to Alan E. Brain)

Next, a way to send comments via the web:

http://www.defenselink.mil/faq/comment.html#Form

(Big thanks to Virgil)"

via Chief Wiggles

"i was listening to an ex-marine turned
army staff sergeant...and an ex-abrahms
tanker turned signal puke...they described
the scene as a long stretch of road
running through the middle of a small
foreign town...fox holes and machine gun
nests littering the road way...snipers
plugged up in windows...the enemy dug in
deep...an assault by ground forces would
prove catastrophic...there were very few
options that would lead to victory over
these circumstances...

the good guys brought in the tanks...lined
them up side by side facing down the
fortified roadway...simultaneously the
tanks fired two rounds down range...the
rounds created enough of a vacuum that the
enemy soldiers were sucked from their
fortifications and into the middle of the
street...where they were gunned down from
a top the turret...or rolled over by tank
tread...

they laughed at this story...they made sound
effects...squashing and womping...and they
thought it was great...i found no humor in
this tale..."

(via Turning Tables)