I need a name for webpage-generated poems: "xenon missives".
Here's a couple based on the Red-Assed Baboon-in-Chief's latest gibberish:

   "The Pile Made Higher"

1.
President Thank you to do
For younger workers pass
a lot
to each other, issues: in all
who can accumulate, and acts of the
terrorists have a great goals larger
than 200,000
new creed: roll.
Applause. And violence. No people from
Europe to Congress. to encourage the side
of the United
States military.

2.
President Delivers State sponsors
the materials, technology, build
infrastructure, and resolve
As nations are proving
their own
citizens A sound tax
relief so long ago, on
the man who can vanish in awe of thousands
of two key issues, trade
and I will
be partners in the future, make Social
Security will
Applause. broader
home My budget includes coverage Applause.
Our cause
and resolve. of opportunity
and modern Medicare Iraq continues
to school. with
Russia and the
world
of the day and responded
by outlaw regimes, that
we have to train and continents,
on government seized terrorists who have executed an
airline
flight attendant spotted a
creed.

01-23-04
[This, of course, is what Xenon Mercurists do.]