"As their APC's and tanks keep getting blown up, the Americans have to take any face-hardened steel plating available and start welding. ...Now you see these improvised fighting machines all over Iraq. Once painted with that solid olive drab color, they are now patchworks of red, black and green, with random pieces of metal sticking off everywhere, bristling with guns. They look incredibly bizarre. I call it the Mad Max Rolling Sideshow." --Christopher Deliso