"Using the word 'famine' carried the same penalty." [as st*aling grain] --Amis


"Witnesses are not, for the most part, historians." --Nicholas Stargardt


"Ereway inhay the oneymay, ereway inhay the oneymay!
Eveway otgay ayay otlay ofway atwhay itay akestay otay etgay aylayongwayo!
Ereway inhay the oneymay, ethay iesksays are unnysay!
Oldmay anday eedayessionpray, ouyay aray oothray ootay unday usay ongwrayo!
Eway evernay eesay eadlayinelay ayofay eadbrayinelay otayayday.
Anday enwhay eway eesay ethay andlayord
We'll ooklay atthay uygay ightray inay ethay eyeyay!
We're in the money, come on, my honey,
Let's lend it, spend it, send it rolling around!" --from Gold Digg*rs of 1933