"The Pillars of the Ukulele

Oh the mother and son battalion
is only an election away
oh the mother and son battalion
and an Ayatollah Clathrate Gun
what fun!
in the autumn of torture excuses
the Joker on the Joker waits
and a mother and son battalion
is all this election takes
and i carry my FunSaver sometimes
but there never is any fun
i went to the Moon all i got was
this Ayatollah Clathrate Gun