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"A guy is helping us bear proof our chicken coop and today he was explaining how we’ll put a carabiner clip through the extra-heavy deadbolt to keep bears from opening it and this wave of sadness that bears don’t understand carabiner clips just rolled over me." --@kellylink.bsky.social via (for the raccoon carabiner link)

Waitin' For The Bus/ Jesus Just Left Chicago.

"new guidelines"

tank parade · pitched at squee
   red hats in a row
i think thorned · thesterness
   maybe Roman dusk
little man · not for long
   on your golden stool
roll the tanks · paint your face
   corpse-pale underneath

Silent, upon a peak in Darien.