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I Was Not a Nazi Polka. (via @harryskeeler.bsky.social)

In response to a news story:

The medical staff in Toulouse
was stunned to discover he'd used
   a bomb for a dildo,
   barbed wire for a pillow,
Melania's film for a fuse.

Rent-a-human for AIs.

"Frog pulled Toad up onto the island. Toad looked in the basket. The sandwiches were wet. The pitcher of iced tea was empty." —@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social

City Scaffold.